in the ER with excruciating pelvic pain. really worried. please send good vibes.
:((
No more pelvic thrusts for you, missy.
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This is all of tumblr
Soon.
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The cage is for the slave
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is no one going to talk about the man who ran for president this year who wore a boot on his head and wanted everyone to get free ponies
and why is he not ALREADY president?
If he’s not at the debate tonight, the terrorists have won.
Except there aren’t enough ponies in the world for each citizen. Science.
Bless that man
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LSD trip
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Class is done for the day
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I used to be worse: And so, this one time....
I was as miserable as I think I’ve ever been. I’d been having a dismal series of mutually abusive and/or toxic relationships. My drug use was at one of it’s periodic peak times (when I had money coming in, and a reliable dealer), and my social life was a shambles.
I lived in filth. My apartment…
Remarkable.
POWER CRYSTALS!
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<3
This is a picture of my friend Becky. She used to be a happy, popular girl until one night she snorted marijuana at a party. She died instantly. Please, don’t do marijuana. It’s the most dangerous drug out there. Please don’t wind up like Becky.
pretty sure that’s Taylor Swift
no its becky
1. That’s Taylor Swift. 2. YOU CANNOT DIE FROM MARIJUANA USE UNLESS YOU SMOKE 1500 POUNDS IN AN HOUR. 1500 POUNDS. THAT’S FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE. STOP SPREADING PROPAGANDA ABOUT SOMETHING YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT.
Wanna fight me on this? http://robyngates.tumblr.com/ask
becky is rolling in her grave right now how dare you
GUYS THIS GIRL FUCKING DIED HOW DARE YOU INSULT HER MEMORY BY CLAIMING SHE’S TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT. YOU ALL DISGUST ME.
RIP Becky
RIP Taylor Swift
I wish someone would have told you to smoke it. Dumbass
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